I do NOT want to considered to be the same as a man. Let's be honest now...you don't either. I can NOT wrap my head around the fact that some women run their mouth about equality without putting any thought into it...they just jump on the first politically correct train smoking...Not this country girl,..Naw, let me spell it out for ya.
The smartest man in the world only used 10% of his brain...another amazing fact about the so called smartest man in the world, he couldn't find his house in the dark. Albert Einstein set the presidence for men to never ask for directions...You have got to be kidding me!?!? How can you not see your house in the dark...its huge. Just think about how much wear & tear on a vehicle is done yearly by the average stubborn pig-headed man not to mention the money simply wasted on gas because they just will not stop & ask for directions,
Men tend to love their mommas though, They often think she has super powers. All I can say is if she was such a wonder woman why can the average man not put the toilet paper on the roll right?!?!? This is not rocket science, however, if you go to a woman's house & the toilet paper is not on the roll correctly, there is a man around!!! I don't care how many times she tries to tell you she is abstinent she is lying, no woman in her right mind would put the toilet paper on the roll incorrectly.
You can NOT take them out in public...warning if you do, you must be prepared to face the facts that you are the one who let the dog out. They burp & fart then laugh like they have never heard the sound before, most even laugh when the ketchup bottle makes that same noise. Here is a prime example of my husband & 11 year old son not knowing how to act in public...we stopped at a chinese buffet to eat, Both David & Austin, just like the male dog, take off to the bathroom to mark their territory. David gets back to the table first, when Austin returns his hands are still wet (no big deal to the Mom at the table, I mean at least he washed them). David asks, "Son...why are your hands still wet?" Austin, who learned how to whisper in a saw mill says, "I couldn't dry them, they didn't have one of those blowjobby things in there!!!" Without missing a beat my husband replies, "Of course not, I would still be in there if they did!!!" That would have been the perfect time for a major earthquake to hit, to be struck by lightning or the return of Jesus Christ, anything just please make this stop!!!
Then you have the whole grass thing...our yard looks absolutely immaculate, as long as we can get some rain in the summer, we have the most beautiful grass in the whole community. (the grass literally feels like carpet under your bare feet). A man will mow the yard twice a week if it needs it in the spring, summer & fall. Heck, my husband even vacuums the pine needles off the grass all winter long with the push mower. Yet, the average man with a four year college degree, who received a full ride scholarship in basketball can not seem to hit the laundry basket with his dirty clothes. How is this so hard? They are the master at throwing a tiny piece of popcorn in the air & catching it in their mouth BUT you can't hit the hamper with your underwear...what is wrong with this picture?!?!?!?!
The simple fact that a man can walk in to a department store & leave in less that 30 min with a bathing suit, after waiting in the check out line for 29 minutes is all a chic needs to know they can't be trusted. I wish just once that a clothing designer would make this activity as challenging for a man as it is for us ladies. They should get the privilege of the joy of printed swim trunks making their butts look big at least once in their lives. Please sweet Mary Mother of God, ban the sale of those wretched "panties" as my boys call them. Never, not one time, has this sassy southern gal, or any normal woman even thought, "O I would love to see him in a speedo!!!" Yuck, I just threw up in my mouth a little from the thought of it.
I have yet to meet a man that is not knocked completely STUPID by boobs...HELLO...they are two big blobs of fat on a woman's chest. They don't sing, dance or spout off the 100 most amazing sports facts of the 20th century. Yet every single time a man sees them his little head starts to out think the big head which is a dangerous position to be in. When the little head kicks in its usually equivilent to the redneck phrase, "Hold my beer, & watch this..." which usually ends up with said man sleeping in the dog house. News flash here fellas...guess who else has boobs? YOUR Mom & Grandma...not so mesmerizing now are they?
Men are brave enough to put their lives on the line every single day as a cop, a fireman or a soldier, however, they will cry like a baby over a bikini wax or brazilian. They had rather wrestle a bear that simply pick up pads or tampons at the store. I mean hello...anybody knows that they aren't for you!!!!
Now this is what you want to be EQUAL to...umm no thanks!!! If being EQUAL means to be considered the same as let me be equal to I will take being a woman any day, all day long.
Now let's get serious for a minute...God created man & woman equal, he created them both in his image. He even instructed them to have dominion over the earth & to be fruitful & multiply. When the serpent decided to lie to Eve, convincing her that she could be as smart as God. Eve saw that the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good & Evil looked good & smelled good, she decided to taste it. This was clearly a poor choice...although the food tasted good, it was reckless & without regard for the consequences that would follow. In Genesis 3:16, as part of the punishment that Eve received for her bad choice man was allowed to rule over woman. So I guess you can say we brought it on ourselves...
Women today pay more for household products than men do. A woman needs to work 40 more days per year to close the 16% gap between them & men in the area of annual salary. Our Congress is the most diverse congress in U.S. history, however, women only make up 20%. We still shoulder more of the household burden & we are more likely to be victims of human trafficking, rape, & domestic violence
How did our country wind up in the mess it is in today? Women hit the workforce...at one time women were at home, the kids came home to perhaps milk & cookies rather than a locked door. When women hit the workforce the price of everything went up in cost, simply because the market could bear it. Same thing happens today...prices go up & mom or dad & sometimes even both pick up a part time job to cover the basics in life & afford kids the clothes & shoes "everybody" is wearing. Now it is almost unheard of for a momma to be at home both parents have to work just for the family to survive. Child molestation, crime & divorce rates have all sky-rocketed. So my thoughts are if men made 2-3 times more than women, perhaps we could make an attempt at correcting this mess which was started by the feminist movement.
Why is it so politically incorrect to be a woman/!?!? God didn't make a mistake when he created us, he may have laughed but it wasn't a mistake. There is nothing wrong with liking to dress up, look pretty, have doors opened for you, cooking meals for your family, OR smelling girly. There is also nothing wrong with not getting everything right as a Mom, nuturing is not one of my strongest qualities & I would have definitely been considered an epic fail at being a girl momma, hence the reason God has chosen to bless me primarily with boys. That doesn't make me a complete failure it just means sometimes I have to work a little harder than some to nuture. Sometimes it is a challenge to know when to hug one of the boys & when to tell him to suck it up.